I’ve recently begun using FourSquare, the location-based social media service which awards points, badges and mayorships based on the amount of times you visit, or “check in,” to a venue.

I’ll debate theĀ meritsĀ of such a service in another post, but as annoying as some people think FourSquare is, I think we need more. I think we need something which describes our emotional location, not just our physical one. I call it…FiveSquare!

  • @blloyd is checking in from the depths of meeting hell
  • @angelrios is checking in from improper affection for a beverage
  • @churchplanter is checking in from perverted emotional attachment to Sunday attendance
  • @someone’s wife is checking in with no guilt from lying about having a headache
  • @highschooler is checking in with an overinflated sense of self-importance

Think it could catch on?

What other checkins can you think of?