Sorry for the language, but you’ll soon forgive me after you’re laughing you butt off.
An alleged friend of mine was informed about a quiz on the website LiquidGeneration.com entitled “Is Your Sweetheart a Douchebag.” The third question asks how they wear their collars. This is a screenshot of the options you have:
Yeah, awesome. Or not.
They pulled the picture from this post (when the intention was to look like an idiot ON PURPOSE) and posted it on the site. No idea why they didn’t pull the photo of the rest of the jerks who participated with me. I guess I look like the bigger DB. Now I know.
#1 by Amy Middleton on February 9, 2009 - 3:40 pm
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Are you serious? Is this for real?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
#2 by Jen on February 9, 2009 - 3:41 pm
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Ok, that made me laugh so loudly that my boss came and asked what was so funny, which led to a somewhat awkward explanation as to why I was reading a friend’s blog at work…
#3 by Clayton Bell on February 9, 2009 - 3:43 pm
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@jen- If I’m going down I’m taking you all with me…
#4 by Natalie on February 9, 2009 - 3:44 pm
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omg!!! THAT IS FUNNY.
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#5 by portorikan on February 9, 2009 - 3:46 pm
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Awesome. I always knew it. Lol, just kidding.
Your internet popularity is skyrocketing Clayton. Next thing you know, you’ll be in a Weezer video.
I’ve apparently been one since I started playing videogames online on xbox live.
I wear it like a badge of honor.
#6 by Amanda on February 9, 2009 - 3:48 pm
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That is too awesome! I think it’s better to be middle-of-the-road douche than super douche!
#7 by portorikan on February 9, 2009 - 3:49 pm
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Wait a minute… I think we’re missing the bigger issue here, which isn’t is Clayton a douchbag, but why is Ross taking a quiz to see if his wife is a db?
Um, Ross, you better have something very nice planned for Valentine’s Day cause, yeah, I think you’re in trouble.
#8 by Jen on February 9, 2009 - 4:05 pm
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@portorikan EXCELLENT point!!
#9 by GregQualls on February 9, 2009 - 4:28 pm
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Um….so does that make everyone else that was on that post a duechebag too?
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#10 by Amber on February 9, 2009 - 4:29 pm
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oh my goodness! this is hilarious! incredible!
#11 by Layne on February 9, 2009 - 4:34 pm
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Shouldn’t somebody be defending you (I mean it’s not going to be me, this is HIlarious), but really where are your true friends (sorry too darn funny to help you out)!
#12 by Kristin Sheffield on February 9, 2009 - 4:54 pm
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HOLY COW!!! That is crazy!!!
#13 by Amy Middleton on February 9, 2009 - 4:58 pm
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@portorikan Thanks for pointing that out. I agree… i cannot wait to see how my Valentine’s Day will be now! lol
#14 by Ross Middleton on February 9, 2009 - 5:10 pm
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was not taking the quiz, I was informed via a friend, who was informed by another friend that is mutual to Clayton and I. I am the real friend for pointing it out, to let him know that the internet was calling him a douchebag.
But I did have to say that we had quite the laugh at our staff meeting when I told everybody on staff and showed them the website. Hilarity ensued!
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#15 by Shelby on February 9, 2009 - 5:31 pm
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this is amazing. Glad to know I not only have a douchebag scale to reference, but I also know why clayton is so special. Kelly must be proud.
#16 by Kelly Bell on February 9, 2009 - 6:14 pm
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Oh no!! First of all shouldn’t they have gotten your permission to use your picture and second of all, I will be the one to defend you and say it is not at all true! But, this was pretty funny
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#17 by Daniel on February 9, 2009 - 7:14 pm
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This has to be one of my favorite posts of all time. This is stinkin’ hilarious!
And, @Ross, stop trying to defend yourself with the whole ‘via a friend’ thing. I’m with everyone else. It better be a really nice Valentine’s for Amy!
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#18 by portorikan on February 9, 2009 - 10:07 pm
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@Greg He’s our king DB and we are his subjects.
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#19 by Adrian Crawford on February 12, 2009 - 2:38 pm
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Every time I think about this I can’t stop laughing.. Your the man!
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