Sorry for the language, but you’ll soon forgive me after you’re laughing you butt off.
An alleged friend of mine was informed about a quiz on the website LiquidGeneration.com entitled “Is Your Sweetheart a Douchebag.” The third question asks how they wear their collars. This is a screenshot of the options you have:

Yeah, awesome. Or not.
They pulled the picture from this post (when the intention was to look like an idiot ON PURPOSE) and posted it on the site. No idea why they didn’t pull the photo of the rest of the jerks who participated with me. I guess I look like the bigger DB. Now I know.
















































































